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What لدينا كل شيء عن إعادة كل شيء عن مساعدة التجار الفوركس مساعدة أنفسهم لدينا مدرسة بيبسولوغي المجتمع العالمي للتجار الفوركس على المنتديات لدينا أدوات الفوركس مفيد مثل والتقويم الاقتصادي و فورسيبيديا لدينا وأخيرا، بلوق التداول التي يتم تحديثها باستمرار مع تحليل السوق كل ذلك مجانا يمكن أن أبدأ بلوق على قسم المدونات ليست مفتوحة للتغييرات من قبل الجمهور لدينا فريقنا الخاص من الكتاب كيكاس مخصصة لتحديث قسم المدونات إذا فتحت بقعة، سنقوم بالتأكيد سوف تتيح لك معرفة أنت لا تعرف أبدا، قد هاك يوم واحد العثور على رجل أحلامها وتقرر التركيز على ذلك أو ربما روبوبيب سوف تحتاج إلى العودة إلى أي كوكب هو من مرة أخرى هل تقدم في لغات أخرى لا نو نين ليس بعد على أي حال ولكن نحن نعمل حاليا على ترجمة مدرسة بيبسولوغي في لغات إضافية، بما في ذلك الإسبانية والبرتغالية وربما الصينية عدة لغات لمتابعة، ق o لا داعي للقلق سيتم ترجمة مناطق أخرى قريبا بعد أن هذا يستغرق الكثير من الوقت والعمل، لذا يرجى التحلي بالصبر وتنزعج هل تقدم تحديثات البريد الإلكتروني المحمول لمشاركات بلوق جديدة لا تحديثات الجوال مباشرة أي الرسائل النصية، ولكن لك يمكن الاشتراك دائما عبر تويتر، آر إس إس والاشتراكات البريد الإلكتروني انها من السهل اقامة للإخطارات ليتم دفعها إلى هاتفك النقال أريد أن أتعلم الفوركس كيف إذا كنت حريصة على بدء التعلم عن تداول العملات الأجنبية، نقترح عليك أن تجعل طريقك إلى مدرسة بيبسولوغي دليلنا الخاص جدا لتعليم المبتدئين كيفية التداول في سوق صرف العملات الأجنبية نبدأ لكم في مرحلة ما قبل المدرسة تعليم لكم أساسيات الفوركس، ومن هناك سوف ليرة لبنانية تعلم مواضيع أكثر تعقيدا على طول الطريق إلى التخرج هذا هو كل الدراسة الذاتية، القيام به في مجاملة الخاصة بك التعلم في مدرسة بيبسولوغي، ونحن نقدم أيضا بلوق تحديثها بانتظام منتدى المجتمع حيث يمكنك تبادل الأسئلة والأجوبة مع الأعضاء المسجلين الآخرين، لدينا الفوركس بيديا من مصطلحات الفوركس والتعاريف، والعديد من الأدوات مثل الآلات الحاسبة والتقويم كيف يمكنني التسجيل مع ما يمكنني الحصول على الاشتراك وهذا ما هو تحصل تحصل على الذهول كاملة من الفريق والمجتمع انها حرة تماما و هناك لا شيء لشراء ولكن طن لكسب. مدرسة بيبسولوغي questions. Where يمكن أن أحصل على بدف هل هناك واحد للحصول على الإصدار الحالي والسوبر رهيبة من مدرسة بيبسولوغي، لدينا فقط وجود على الانترنت ولا شيء في شكل مطبوع أو إلكتروني قبل أن تفكر في خلق واحد لنفسك أو حتى للتوزيع على الرغم من هنا لماذا نحن تثني عن أن مدرسة علم النبذ هو شيء عملنا بجد على ساعات لا حصر لها من البحث والكتابة قضيت لجعل هذا كل شيء معا وأفضل طريقة ل يا رفاق لدعم ذلك هو الذهاب إلى موقعنا على الانترنت وقراءتها من هناك بعد كل شيء، فهو حر. لا تزال تريد لهم ملفات بدف قد ترغب في التحقق من ملفات بدف الحالية المتاحة على الانترنت هل لديك نسخة للطباعة من مدرسة نو نحن وان ر لإنقاذ الأرض الذهاب الأخضر يو سمعت لديك بدف للبيع هل هذا صحيح لا أستطيع أن تجد أين شرائه كان من المفترض أن يكون صحيحا نحن لا نقدم بدف للبيع بعد الآن، ونحن ملاذ بيعها لأكثر من سنتين الآن ولكن يمكنك دائما تأتي زيارة النسخة الإلكترونية من المدرسة انها مجانية يمكن أن يكون لدي نسخة من مدرسة بيبسولوغي بدف نوب آسف، يمكنك ر لا نملك واحدة ما حدث للمسابقات وجدت في المدرسة هي كنت إحضارهم إلى الوراء بالتأكيد نحن إزالتها عندما قمنا بترقية المدرسة في عام 2010 لأن المحتوى تغيرت، تغيرت أسئلة مسابقة، أيضا نحن نعمل على تحديث الأسئلة لتعكس كل من المحتوى الجديد والتأكد من أن لدينا كل شيء في مكان لماذا هي المدرسة لا تذكر التقدم المحرز بلدي اه أوه، وهذا يبدو وكأنه مشكلة ملف تعريف الارتباط المتصفح لا تذكر ميزة تذكر من المدرسة الجديدة في الواقع لحساب المستخدم الخاص بك، ولكن إلى جهاز الكمبيوتر الخاص بك، أو على وجه التحديد، متصفح الويب الخاص بك يجب أن يكون تمكين ملفات تعريف الارتباط بالنسبة إلى هذه الميزة لمتصفحك حذف ملفات تعريف الارتباط عند إغلاقها، كإجراء وقائي أمني يرجى التأكد من تمكين ملفات تعريف الارتباط وعدم حذفها عند إغلاق المتصفح. إذا كان الأمان مصدر قلق وكنت تريد حذف ملفات تعريف الارتباط، فإن كل متصفح يوفر طريقة لحفظ ملفات تعريف ارتباط معينة في حين التخلص من بقية الإجراء للقيام بذلك هو متصفح معين، ولكن البحث السريع على الإنترنت يجب أن تحصل ثابتة إذا كان هذا لا يعمل هولر في الولايات المتحدة عن طريق انتهيت للتو من مدرسة علم النبذ الآن ما قد ترغب في البدء مع نظام كوابونغا وقد تم تطويره من قبل منطقتنا جدا سيرفر بيب كمثال على كيفية إنشاء النظام الخاص بك انه حتى مكرسة بلوق الأسبوعية لذلك بلوق كانت متاحة لبعض الوقت الآن ولكن إذا كان لبعض سبب غريب جدا، كنت ملاذا ر سمعت من ذلك حتى الآن، قد ترغب في قراءة التعليمات على إلقاء نظرة على المنتديات لدينا، والتي غطت أيضا نظام كوابونغا منذ 2007.We نأمل أن يساعد هذا في صياغة النظام الخاص بك جدا حظا سعيدا. العلاقة ذات الصلة questions. Why يمكن ر أنا سيس دعونا نصلح لك الثابتة ثم نحن سوف تحتاج إلى أن توفر لنا المزيد من التفاصيل حول ما كنت تعاني من مثل رسائل الخطأ التي تلقيتها، عنوان إب الخاص بك، ما كنت تفعل قبل كنت غير قادر على الوصول إلى صفحة معينة، الخ مع كل هذه المعلومات، يمكننا مساعدتك بشكل أفضل وأسرع إرسالها إلى لماذا يمكنني تفعيل حسابي حاول النقر على رابط التحقق الذي أرسلناه بعد تسجيلك تحقق من مجلد الرسائل غير المرغوب فيها في حال ذهبت إلى هناك إذا لم يفعل ذلك، يمكن أن تسأل دائما عن وصلة تحقق أخرى عن طريق ونحن سوف نرسل لك واحد في اسرع وقت ممكن ما هو الخطأ مع اسم المستخدم الخاص بي لماذا يمكن أن أستخدم اسم المستخدم هذا لا شيء ق الخطأ مع اسم المستخدم الخاص بك، شخص ما ضرب لك ذلك دعونا نفكر في شيء آخر إذا كنت تستطيع ر تفكر في أي شيء، ربما يمكنك التحدث إلينا على تويتر، ونحن يمكن أن تأتي مع اسم مجنون بالنسبة لك يمكنني تغيير اسم المستخدم الخاص بي ولكن بالطبع مجرد قطرة لنا رسالة عبر الخاص بك مع اسم المستخدم المفضل ونحن سوف نفعل ذلك بالنسبة لك تذكر لإرسال بريد إلكتروني إلينا باستخدام عنوان البريد الإلكتروني المسجل t هوغ كيف يمكنني تغيير كلمة المرور أو إعادة تعيينها لتغيير كلمة المرور الخاصة بك فقط قم بتسجيل الدخول وانتقل إلى لوحة تحكم المستخدم الخاصة بك لإعادة تعيين كلمة المرور أو اسم المستخدم فقط انقر على هذا الرابط وسوف نقوم بإرسالها إلى عنوان البريد الإلكتروني المسجل الخاص بك كيف يمكنني نشر سؤال في المنتديات الخاصة بك وهنا الخطوات بيسي سهلة لنشر سؤال على forum. Log في حسابك. مرحلة أكثر إلى المنتديات. اختر منتدى فرعي حيث تريد نشر سؤالك مثل نيوبي Island. If يسأل عن سؤال جديد، انقر فوق الزر بوست نيو ثرياد الموجود أسفل قسم الإعلان اكتب في العنوان والسؤال، ثم انقر فوق الزر إرسال موضوع جديد. إذا كان الرد على مؤشر ترابط موجود، والعثور على مؤشر الترابط الذي تريد الرد أو المشاركة فيها. ضمن مؤشر الترابط، انقر على زر ريبلي الموجود في الجانب الأيسر السفلي من المشاركة الأولى يمكنك أيضا استخدام قسم الرد السريع الموجود أسفل آخر مشاركة لإضافة تعليقاتك بسرعة بدون إعدادات النشر المتقدمة. كيف يمكنني عرض الأقدم بعد الأولى في ر هو المنتديات مع السحر فقط اتبع هذه الخطوات. انقر على علامة التبويب المنتديات إذا لم يكن هناك بالفعل. انقر وسيركب في أعلى الصفحة المنتدى وسيركب غرفة الدردشة ما s. Slectlect الإعدادات العامة. تحويل إلى قسم وضع عرض الموضوع، وحدد الخطي أقدم من القائمة المنسدلة. انقر فوق حفظ التغييرات في الجزء السفلي من الصفحة. فويلا يمكنك الآن الاستمتاع بمشاهدة المواضيع المنتدى الخاص بك مع أقدم وظيفة على أعلى. لماذا هو عنوان البريد الإلكتروني الخاص بي حظرت فمن الممكن للغاية أن البريد الإلكتروني الخاص بك إب يتم حظر عنوان من قبلنا لأغراض إما البريد المزعج أو للتحميل المفرط نسخ المحتوى لدينا التحميل المفرط يؤدي إلى قضايا الأداء للمجتمع بأكمله ونطلب منك التوقف عن القيام بذلك يبدو مثل مشكلتك، يرجى مراسلتنا على البريد الإلكتروني عبر هل يمكنني إلغاء حذف حسابي كيف أفعل ذلك يمكنك ترك لنا ولكن لماذا إذا كنت قد ترسل لنا رسالة بالبريد الالكتروني إلى استخدام عنوان البريد الإلكتروني المسجل الخاص بك لطلب إلغاء حسابك ولماذا، سوف نقوم على مضض نرسل لك رسالة تأكيد البريد الإلكتروني تذكر هذا على الرغم من أننا سوف يكون دائما هنا بالنسبة لك، والانتظار تسجيل مرة أخرى عندما يأتي الوقت المناسب لماذا يمكن أن أ نشر الملفات عرض في المنتديات سبب واحد أن كنت غير قادر على نشر أو عرض الملفات لأنك لم تقم بتسجيل الدخول لم يمكنك التأكد من أنك ما لم يكن لديك حساب حسنا ثم حان الوقت للتسجيل. بوسينيس الفرص. يمكنني الإعلان معك نعم يمكنك إذا كنت إعادة وسيط مباشر، راية فقط الإعلان كيندا الرجل ولكن نحن إعادة فتح ل علاقات وسيط أخرى والعروض وكذلك يمكن أن أربط إلى موقع الويب الخاص بك يمكنك ربط بالتأكيد إلى موقعنا على الانترنت نحن د تكريم يمكنني ترجمة كلية بيبسولوجيا بالنسبة لك نحن نفهم أن اللغة الإنجليزية هي اللغة الأساسية في معظم أنحاء العالم، وأنه فإن ترجمة محتواها إلى لغة جديدة من شأنها أن تفتح التعليم لعدد أكبر من الناس ولكننا لا نسمح بنسخ أو إعادة توزيع المحتوى لدينا وهذا سيكون مماثل للترخيص المحتوى لدينا، ونحن لا لمحتوى لدينا، ومع ذلك، هو بالتأكيد سمح لنا نأمل لإطلاق لغات جديدة من مدرسة بيبسولوجي في العام المقبل هل يمكنني الإعلان عن منتجي غير النقد الأجنبي معك الإعلانات مفتوحة فقط لسماسرة الفوركس في الوقت الراهن هل يمكنني نسخ الأشياء الخاصة بك للأسف، نحن لا نسمح النسخ أو إعادة توزيع من المحتوى الخاص بنا وهذا سيكون مشابها لترخيص المحتوى الذي لا نقدمه يمكنك دائما ربط على الرغم من هل يمكنني الحصول على إضافة إلى قائمة وسيط الخاص بك أرسل لنا رسالة بالبريد الالكتروني في هذا الصدد، ونحن سوف نعود اليكم يمكنك مراجعة خدمة المنتج الخاص بي على نحن لا نكتب خدمة مراجعة المنتج من منظور الترقيات على موقعنا قد تكون مهتمة في موقعنا شقيقة على شبكة الإنترنت، هناك، يمكنك تقديم معلومات الشركة والمنتجات الخاصة بك للمراجعة من قبل مجتمعنا من تجار الفوركس وهذا بالطبع سوف يتطلب شخص ما لديك في الواقع استخدام البرنامج الخاص بك، لذلك ليس حل شامل ولكن انها وسيلة للحصول على اسم المنتج الخاص بك وهناك مجانا تماما هل ترغب في تبادل الروابط علينا أن نقول بكل احترام، لا شكرا لك نحن لا ر المشاركة في تبادل الروابط هل تمثل وسيط لا، نحن لا نحن محض على الانترنت ريسورسيمون الفوركس تداول الأسئلة التجارية. يمكنني أن أثق الشركات التي تعلن على موقع الويب الخاص بك وهذا هو سؤال مهم جدا أننا لا يمكن الإجابة مع نعم بسيط أو لا يوجد لدينا العديد من المعلنين الشركات التي عملنا معها لسنوات عديدة يتم عرض هؤلاء المعلنين على موقعنا على شبكة الإنترنت باستخدام الإعلانات وشعارات الشركة، كما سترى في أقسام الراعي من مدرستنا ومدونات المدونة التي تراها على موقعنا على الانترنت تعمل معنا منذ بداية مطلع عام 2006 وقد أظهر هؤلاء الرعاة الصدق والنزاهة في التعامل مع شركائنا أن يقال، ليكون غير متحيز ممكن لمجتمعنا من الأعضاء والضيوف، ونحن لا نؤيد على وجه التحديد أي وسيط أو المعلن، ولا منتجاتها أو خدماتها. هذا هو المكان الذي قوة المجتمع، وتحديدا لدينا دليل وسيط والمنتديات، وتأتي في الصورة و ل أمز سوف توفر لك معرفة مباشرة من التجار الذين لديهم خبرة مباشرة مع مختلف المعلنين ومنتجاتها أو خدماتها دليل الوسيط يقدم لك المعلومات المقدمة لنا مباشرة من قبل الوسطاء بشأن عروضهم الجمع بين هذين المجالين من المعرفة، ونحن على يقين من أن ليرة لبنانية قادرة على اتخاذ أفضل قرار بالنسبة لك إذا كنت بحاجة إلى أكثر من مجرد شخص آخر ق كلمة أن تشعر بالأمان، وجعل طريقك أكثر إلى موقع تجارة السلع الآجلة السلع الأمريكية أو موقع رابطة العقود الآجلة الوطنية وهي الهيئات التنظيمية من الفوركس والعقود الآجلة الصناعات في الولايات المتحدة أنها يمكن تسليط مزيد من الضوء على بعض الوسطاء التي تهمك. ولكن يجب أيضا أن نراقب عن كثب الإعلانات التي تبحث في نحن نعمل مع جوجل الإعلان لتقديم الإعلانات، التي وضعها عشوائيا في مناطق معينة من موقعنا من خلال تصميم نظامهم، والإعلانات لا تتعلق الفوركس، ولكن ليس لدينا السيطرة الكاملة على ما إعلانات غوغل e أماكن على موقعنا كم من الوقت يستغرق لتصبح تاجر ناجح التداول هو مهارة الأداء مثل الرياضة والفنون والطب، وما إلى ذلك التعليم والمعرفة هناك، ولكن هل لديك الانضباط للتعلم وتطوير طريقة أن يعمل لديك هل لديك ما يلزم لتصعيد إلى لوحة، واتخاذ المخاطر، والقيام بالعمل اللازم لمراجعة وتحسين التداول الخاص بك أيضا، يمكنك التحكم في المشاعر الخاصة بك عندما، وليس إذا، تخسر المال مرة واحدة لديك لعبة خطة التي تعمل بالنسبة لك، سوف لا تزال قادرة على التمسك به اليوم واليوم لا يوجد إجابة على سؤالك الذي يحتوي على تطبيق عام الوقت الذي يستغرقه هو حقا ما يصل إلى الوقت والجهد الذي وضعت في التعلم و والممارسة، والوضع الخاص بك في life. But إذا كنت لا تزال تبحث عن إجابة أكثر تحديدا، وهنا بضع يقتبس لتعطيك فكرة أفضل عن الوقت الذي يستغرقه ليكون تاجر ناجح مايك بيلافيور المؤسس المشارك لتجارة الدعامة شركة سمب كابيتال يقول، فمن الشائع للتجار ذوي الخبرة اعترفوا بأنهم لا يعرفون ما كانوا يفعلونه حتى بعد ثلاث إلى خمس سنوات. ومن كتابه "تعزيز أداء المتداول"، يقر بريت ستينبرجر أن الأمر يستغرق حوالي 10 سنوات من الممارسة المتعمدة لإتقان فن التداول، وكذلك أي مهارة أخرى كيف يمكنني حساب النقاط المحورية يمكنك حساب النقاط المحورية باستخدام أي إطار زمني كل ما تحتاجه هو سعر الافتتاح وسعر الإغلاق وسعر مرتفع ومثيل منخفض، خلال الإطار الزمني الذي تشاهده ما إذا كان 1 يوم، 1 أسبوع ، أو 1 في الشهر، مجرد اتخاذ سعر الافتتاح، وارتفاع سعر منخفض، وسعر الإغلاق، والعصا تلك الأرقام إلى وجهة نظرنا يدوية مدهش نقطة المحورية حاسبة وجدت هنا وسوف حساب النقاط المحورية لمدة 12 ساعة القادمة التي كنت مشاهدة أوك إذا كنت ترغب في معرفة المزيد عن النقاط المحورية وكيفية حسابها، يرجى زيارة الدرس نقطة المحورية وجدت هنا كم يجب أن أخاطر في التجارة إذا كنت مبتدئا، يجب أن تكون مخاطر حسابك صغيرة قدر الإمكان السبب في أننا الصورة أي هذا لأنك لم يكن لديك ما يكفي من الإحصاءات على النظام الخاص بك أو طريقة التداول لتحسين المخاطر حسابك في التجارة كنت لا تعرف كم مرة تخسر، كيف كبيرة السحب الخاص بك، أطول الشرائط الخاسرة، كنت قد جمعت ما يكفي من المعلومات حول الخاص بك التداول نقترح سنة من قيمة التداول، ثم يمكنك البدء في ضبط المخاطر حسابك في التجارة إلى مستوى الراحة المخاطر الخاصة بك. بشكل عام، نحن لا نقترح أن أي شخص يخسر فقدان أكثر من 1 من حسابك في التجارة مرة أخرى هذا هو كل شيء على أساس مستوى راحة المخاطرة اقرأ على درسنا في إدارة المخاطر في المدرسة للحصول على مزيد من المعلومات كم من الوقت يجب أن تنفق على التداول يوميا نحن لا نكون متأكدين كيف التجار الآخرين التجارة، لذلك يمكننا أن نتحدث بشكل عام من أجل أسلوبنا، ونحن عموما وضع في ساعة أو اثنين من البحث والتخطيط قبل أن نبدأ التداول لهذا اليوم بعد أن فعلنا ذلك اليوم، وسوف نضع ساعة أخرى أو اثنين تسجيل أيام الأحداث والعمل السعر، ثم مراجعة ومعرفة طرق ر o تحسين عمليات القرار لدينا والمخاطرة بالطبع، إذا كنت تتداول الأطر الزمنية أطول، فازت هذه العملية ر تكون مكثفة الوقت مرة أخرى، وهذا هو كيف نفعل ذلك، ونحن نقترح دائما العثور على الطرق الخاصة بك وسبل التجارة هل تقدم التداول التجريبي حسابات نحن لسنا وسطاء ولا نقدم أي نوع من حسابات الوساطة أو التداول التجريبي إذا كنت ترغب في فتح حساب تجريبي، وجعل طريقك إلى دليل الوسيط لدينا لمزيد من المعلومات نحن سوف تساعدك على اختيار الوسيط الذي هو حق لكم وبصرف النظر عن ذلك، فإن المنتديات لديها أيضا قسم وسطاء الفوركس التي قد تكون ذات فائدة لكم التجار الجدد والمحنين مناقشة أي شيء وكل شيء الرسوم والمراجعات والتوصيات والمكافآت المتعلقة وسطاء الفوركس هل تقدم دروس تدريبية حية وجها لوجه هو محض الموارد التعليمية على الانترنت نحن لا نقدم أي وجها لوجه الطبقات أو الندوات نحن إعادة التفكير في جمالنا قد تكون قضية تأخذ كلمتنا لذلك فمن الصعب التركيز عند يحدق في وجوهنا كم من المال هو مطلوب t س فتح حساب التداول منذ أن سألت هذا السؤال، توجه إلى أكثر من مدرسة علم النبص ونحن نعتقد أنك إعادة مرشح مثالي انها حرة تماما، انها على شبكة الإنترنت، والكثير من المرح بالإضافة إلى أنك ملزمة لتعلم شيء أو اثنين أما بالنسبة لسؤالك، إذا كنت إعادة العلامة التجارية الجديدة إلى الفوركس، فإننا نقترح بدءا من الصفر هذا الحق، لا شيء تحتاج إلى تعلم على الأقل الأساسيات قبل حتى التفكير في رمي المال في حساب التداول ومع ذلك، يمكن حسابات صغيرة يتم تعيين ما لا يقل عن 500 مرة أخرى، رئيس لأكثر من مدرسة بيبسولوغي كنت فاز ر نأسف ذلك أي وسيط تنصح نحن نحاول البقاء كما غير منحازة ممكن من خلال عدم التوصية وسطاء محددة هذا هو الأفضل لكل تاجر يختلف في نهج واحد وأساليب التداول، لذلك واحد وسيط يمكن أن تعمل لواحد ولكن ليس آخر رئيس على أكثر من دليل الوسيط لدينا وقسم مراجعة وسيط لدينا لمزيد من المعلومات سوف تتداول أموالي بالنسبة لي هل هناك الشركات التي سوف التجارة بالنسبة لي نعم، هناك العديد من الشركات المتاحة أن ث سوء التجارة أموالك من جهة أخرى، واتخاذ موقف من محاولة لتثقيف التجار حتى يتمكنوا من القيام التداول أنفسهم مع هذه الحقيقة، ونحن لا ننصح أي شركة محددة واحدة يمكنك دائما القيام بالبحث في الموقع باستخدام مربع البحث في الجزء العلوي من صفحتنا على شبكة الإنترنت للحساب المدار لمساعدتك في ربما في العثور على مراجعات حول هذه الخدمات ما هي أفضل طريقة لتتبع بلدي تاريخ التداول جعل طريقك إلى منتديات التجارة المجلات المنتدى الفرعي اتخاذ الخطوة الأولى لبناء الخاص بك الانضباط سجل وتبادل الأفكار التجارية التقدم المحرز الخاص بك، نتائج التجارة، الدولة علم النفس قبل وبعد وأكثر من ذلك اقرأ المزيد حول لماذا تحتاج إلى مجلة التجارة في مدرستنا من بيبسولوغي هنا. كيف قانون قليل الحيوية يساعد تجار الفوركس. كيف قانون عدد قليل من الحيوية يساعد تجار الفوركس. تدخل من قبل عادل في مون، 11 18 2013 - 09 40.Tagged كما تجارة الفوركس تجارة الفوركس. بعض أعمال البحث هي رائعة جدا، وأنها سوف تترك بعض منا عبر العينين من خلال التفكير في 80 20 القاعدة، أيضا والمعروف باسم قانون القلة الحيوية، هو واحد من هذه البحوث لدي مؤامرة لرؤية هذا العمل ينتمون إلى الفلسفة، على الرغم من جذوره تكمن في الرياضيات والعلوم فيلفريدو باريتو وجدت هذا القانون في الوجود في الطبيعة وكذلك وجد أن 80 من وجاء البازلاء من 20 قرون البازلاء من حديقته. ولكن ببساطة، ينص القانون على أن معظم النتائج تعزى إلى حفنة من الأسباب لأي حدث معين من الأعمال التجارية، هندسة البرمجيات إلى الطب، وقد وجدت هذه القاعدة فعالية هائلة في كل حالة على سبيل المثال، في الأعمال التجارية 80 من مبيعات الشركة قادمة من 20 من منتجاتها، في هندسة البرمجيات تحديد 20 من البق من نظام التشغيل لمعالجة 80 من الأعطال والأخطاء أو في الرعاية الصحية 80 من الإصابات القادمة من 20 من نقاط الضعف فيلفريدو باريتو لوحظ بالفعل وهذه الظاهرة بيولوجيا في قرون البازلاء له. إلى حد كبير، قانون عدد قليل الحيوية ينطبق في تجارة العملات الأجنبية وكذلك الدراسات الاستقصائية والإحصاءات التي جمعتها كبار السماسرة والخبرات من كبار التجار المعرض وجود نوع من 80 20 قاعدة في الفوركس هذه المسوحات والإحصاءات والخبرات لاحظت أن معظم الأرباح تنشأ من أقل عدد من الصفقات، باستثناء كمية صغيرة من الوقت في معظم الوقت لا يستحق السوق التداول أو أن عددا كبيرا من الصفقات الناجحة هي أبسط في حين أن عدد قليل من الصعب تنفيذ. وتظهر هذه النتائج أن معظم نتائج الفوركس، سواء كانت إيجابية أو سلبية، هي نتيجة لعدد قليل من الأسباب هذه هي المعلومات الهامة لجميع التجار هناك إذا لاحظت حتى التداول الخاصة بك النتائج، سترى أن معظم الأرباح الخاصة بك تأتي من عدد قليل من الصفقات الناجحة الدرس الذي يمكن أن تستمد من هذه المعلومات، من باب المجاملة فيلفريدو باريتو، هو أنه يجب عليك التركيز على أقلية صغيرة من الصفقات معظم التجار، بما في ذلك لي، هي حريصة جدا على جعل عدد من الصفقات لتحقيق المزيد من الأرباح بدلا من ذلك، وهذا الموقف يؤدي إلى خسائر معظم الأوقات. وهذا قال، إذا كنت قد ضربت ما يكفي من نضج تداول العملات الأجنبية، فإنك توافق على أن السوق ليست دائما وتوفير الإيصالات المناسبة أكثر من مرة علينا أن ننتظر والسمك تلك اللحظات بها لذلك، سوى عدد قليل من الأوقات السوق يوفر لك الفرص القابلة للتداول خلال تداول العملات الأجنبية، عدة مرات، لا تفعل شيئا هو أفضل شيء للقيام به تاجر، لا سيما تجار اليوم، يجب أن ندرك أيضا أن أبسط استراتيجيات التداول والتقنيات والجهود تحصل على مكافأة أكثر فعالية من حيث التكلفة. القسم من هذه المناقشة المتعلقة تداول العملات الأجنبية لا يمكن أن يكون أبسط من ذلك بكثير يجب أن تركز على عدد قليل من الصفقات، التحلي بالصبر السوق لإظهار الاحتمالات التي هي الأكثر ملاءمة بالنسبة لك واستخدام أدوات أبسط لتحليل التجارة وتنفيذ عدد أقل وأبسط الصفقات، والأفضل هي المكافآت، وبالتالي قانون الحيوية قليلة. أعلى التداول وسطاء. شروط الشروط سياسة الخصوصية. IntelliTraders يفعل لا تتحمل أي مسؤولية عن فقدان أو ضرر نتيجة الاعتماد على المعلومات الواردة في هذا الموقع وهذا يشمل المواد التعليمية، ونقلت الأسعار والرسوم البيانية، و نليسيس يرجى أن تكون على بينة من المخاطر المرتبطة بتداول الأسواق المالية أبدا استثمار المزيد من المال مما يمكن أن تخاطر بفقدان المخاطر التي ينطوي عليها تداول الخيارات الثنائية مرتفعة وقد لا تكون مناسبة لجميع المستثمرين إنتليترادرز لا تتحمل المسؤولية عن أي خسائر التداول قد تواجه نتيجة لاستخدام البيانات المستضافة على هذا الموقع بعض الشركات الخيارات الثنائية لا ينظم داخل الولايات المتحدة مع الهيئات التنظيمية شبكة إنتليترادرز هي المواد التعليمية وليس المشورة التجارية التجارة على مسؤوليتك الخاصة. انظر في الفيسبوك. ريجيستر فور. تنبيهات التجارة الحرة التعليم 1-على -1 دعم إيتورو كوبيترادر نصائح. المستخدم الجديد يرجى تسجيل لديك حساب تسجيل الدخول. أدخلت امرأة جميلة شريط وجلس بجوار محام الاستماع العسل، وقالت، لمدة 50، سوف تفعل أي شيء على الإطلاق لك سحبت المحامي خمسين دولار من محفظته وقال: دهان بيتي. بعد سنوات من خدش والإنقاذ، وقال زوج زوجته الأخبار الجيدة العسل، ونحن في النهاية تذهب t ما يكفي من المال لشراء ما بدأنا الادخار ل في عام 1979 كنت تعني كاديلاك العلامة التجارية الجديدة سألت بشغف لا، قال الزوج، رجل أعمال كاديلاك. A 1979 ودعا وكان لديه سؤال عن الوثائق التي يحتاجها من أجل أن يطير إلى الصين بعد مناقشة مطولة حول جوازات السفر، ذكرته أنه بحاجة إلى تأشيرة أوه لا لا أنا، لقد كان إلى الصين مرات عديدة، وكان لا بد أن يكون واحد من تلك أنا فحص مزدوج، ومن المؤكد أن إقامته المطلوبة تأشيرة عندما قلت وقال له هذا، وقال انظروا، لقد كان إلى الصين أربع مرات وفي كل مرة أنها قبلت بلدي أمريكان Express. TECH مرحبا، ودية الإنترنت يمكن أن أساعدك you. CUSTOMER أوه، مرحبا الشاب كنت أتساءل عما إذا كنت تقدم الخدمات المصرفية عبر الإنترنت. تكنولوجيا نحن إعادة مزود خدمة الإنترنت، ما آم يمكنك بالتأكيد استخدام خدماتنا للاتصال المصرفية عبر الإنترنت. كوستومر ماذا أحتاج إلى القيام that. TECH تحتاج فقط المودم في جهاز الكمبيوتر الخاص بك أن المقابس في مقبس الهاتف الاشتراك للحصول على حساب، والاشتراك في الخدمات المصرفية عبر الإنترنت مع البنك. CUSTOMER ولكن حيث د إيس المال يأتي out. TECH أنا لست متأكدا من أنني أفهم. كستومر أنت تعرف هل المال يخرج من تلك الفتحة على computer. A رجل يمشي في بنك مدينة نيويورك ويقول انه يريد أن يقترض 2000 لمدة ثلاثة أسابيع. الثانية. ضابط القرض يسأله أي نوع من الضمانات لديه. الرجل يقول أنا حصلت على رولز رويس - يبقيه حتى يتم سداد القرض قبالة - وهنا مفاتيح. ضابط القرض على الفور لديه سيارة مدفوعة إلى البنك تحت الأرض وقوف السيارات لحفظها، ويعطي الرجل 2،000. ثلاثة أسابيع في وقت لاحق الرجل يأتي إلى البنك، يسدد القرض 2000، بالإضافة إلى 10 الفائدة، ويستعيد حيازة رولز رويس. ضابط القرض يسأله، سيدي، إذا كنت قد نسأل، لماذا الرجل الذي يقود رولز رويس تحتاج إلى اقتراض ألفي دولار. الرجل يجيب، كان علي أن أذهب إلى أوروبا لمدة ثلاثة أسابيع، وأين يمكن أن أخزن رولز رويس لمدة طويلة لمدة عشرة دولارات. رجل علق على رفيق الغداء كان زوجتي حلم مضحك الليلة الماضية حلمت أنها د تزوج مليونيرا كنت إعادة لو كيكي، تنهد رفيق زوجتي تحلم أنه في النهار. ويشينغتون، دكا دليل سياحي كان يظهر سائح في جميع أنحاء واشنطن، دس وأشار الدليل إلى المكان الذي كان من المفترض أن جورج واشنطن ألقيت الدولار عبر نهر بوتوماك وهذا مستحيل، وقال السائح لا أحد يستطيع رمي عملة من ذلك بكثير عليك أن تتذكر، أجاب على دليل ذهب الدولار كثيرا أبعد في تلك الأيام. ثلاثة أولاد كانوا يسيرون على طول الشاطئ يوم واحد عندما يرون كهف الولد الأول يذهب في وينظر في الأوراق النقدية على صخرة كبيرة عندما يدعو صوت شبحي أنا شبح العمة أبيل وهذه الخمسة دولارات يبقى على الطاولة الصبي الثاني يذهب في ويصل إلى المال عندما يحدث نفس الشيء مرة أخرى يذهب الصبي الثالث في يرى خمسة دولارات ويصرخ بها، أنا شبح ديفيد كروكيت وهذه الخمسة دولارات يذهب في جيبي. إذا كنت مدين للبنك 100، أن ق مشكلتك إذا كنت مدينون للبنك 100 مليون، وهذا ق مشكلة البنك. هناك وهما نوعان من الاقتصاديين - تلك ث هو لا يمكن التنبؤ بأسعار الفائدة، و - أولئك الذين لا يعرفون أنهم لا يمكن التنبؤ أسعار الفائدة. أما رجل مقتصد بدلا طلب البنك للحصول على قرض من دولار واحد، وقال انه سيكون عليه أن يدفع الفائدة تسعة في المئة في نهاية العام للأمن عرض 60،000 في السندات الأمريكية المصرف، توقعا المودع المحتمل، قبلت السندات وأعطى الرجل دولار في نهاية العام، عاد مرة أخرى مع الدولار وتسعة سنتات لإزالة ديونه وطلب عودة سنداته عند عودة السندات التي طلبها المصرف، لا أريد أن تكون فضولي، ولكن بما أن لديك كل تلك السندات، لماذا كان لديك لاستعارة دولار حسنا، وقال جنت القديمة تشديدتستيد، وأنا حقا لم يكن لديك ر ولكن هل تعرف من أي طريقة أخرى يمكنني الحصول على استخدام صندوق ودائع آمن لمدة تسعة سنتات في السنة. هل سمعت عن الايرلندي الذي عكس في بيع سيارة التمهيد وبيع المحرك. لوتاري A وسيط يدعى، جين بول ، وانتقل إلى تكساس واشترى حمارا من مزارع قديم يدعى بن لمدة 10 سنوات 0 وافق المزارع على تسليم الحمار في اليوم التالي في اليوم التالي، دفع بن حتى وقال، بن آسف، ولكن لدي بعض الأخبار السيئة توفي حمار جان بول ويل، ثم، أعطني فقط المال، بن كان تي تفعل أن ذهبت وأمضى ذلك بالفعل جان بول موافق، ثم مجرد تفريغ حمار، بن ما يا الذهاب الى القيام به جان بول أنا ذاهب الى السحب عليه، بن يمكنك ر السحب قبالة حمار ميت جين بول سور يمكن أن يشاهدني لقد ربحت للتو أن أقول أنه ميت، وبعد شهر اجتمع بن مع الكاجون وسأل، بن ما حدث مع هذا الحمار الميت جان بول الأول حصده، وأنا باعت 500-هوندرد تذاكر في كل دولار اثنين وجعلت وهو ربح من 898، بن ديدن أي شخص يشكو جان بول فقط الرجل الذي فاز لذلك أعطيته له دولارين الظهر. عندما اكتشف جورج انه كان سيرث ثروة عندما توفي والده المريض، وقال انه قرر انه في حاجة الى امرأة ل يتمتع بها حتى مساء واحد ذهب إلى نادي الفردي حيث قام بتسجيل الخروج من أجمل امرأة كان قد رأيت من أي وقت مضى. كان يذهل استغرق أنفاسه بعيدا قد تبدو وكأنها مجرد رجل عادي، وقال انه سارت حتى لها، ولكن في أسبوع واحد أو اثنين فقط سوف يموت والدي، وأنا سوف ترث 15 مليون دولار. الضغط، امرأة ذهبت إلى البيت معه في ذلك المساء. بعد ثلاثة أيام، وقالت انها أصبحت زوجة أبيه. تأخر ليلة واحدة مرت قاذفة ترتدي قناع التزلج في طريق رجل يرتدون ملابس جيدة وتمسك بندقية في أضلاعه تعطيني أموالك، وطالب متحمس ، أجاب الرجل الغني، يمكنك أن تفعل هذا أنا كونيغرس الولايات المتحدة في هذه الحالة، أجاب مجر، أعطني أموالي.- لماذا أختك تغذية المال لبقرها - لأنها أرادت الحصول على الحليب الغني.- ما الذي تسمونه خمسة مديري صناديق التحوط في قاع المحيط - بداية جيدة. بمجرد وقت في قرية، ظهر رجل وأعلن للقرويين أنه سوف يشتري القرود لمدة 10 لكل قرويين، ورؤية أن هناك العديد من القرود حولها، وخرج إلى الغابة وبدأت اصطياد them. The اشترى الآلاف في 10 و ق بدأ القرويون في التقليل، توقف القرويون عن جهودهم وأعلن أيضا أنه سيشتري الآن في 20 هذا جدد جهود القرويين وبدأوا يصطيون القرود مرة أخرى. ونخفضت إمدادات أكثر من ذلك وبدأ الناس يعودون إلى مزارعهم و وازداد العرض إلى 25 لكل منهما، وأصبح توريد القرود ضئيلا بحيث كان محاولة لرؤية قرد، ناهيك عن قبض عليه. الرجل أعلن الآن أنه سيشتري القرود في 50 ومع ذلك، لأنه كان عليه أن يذهب إلى المدينة في بعض الأعمال، مساعده الآن شراء نيابة عنه. في غياب الرجل، وقال مساعد القرويين نظرة على كل هذه القرود في قفص كبير أن الرجل قد جمعت سأبيع لهم لكم في 35 وعندما يعود الرجل من المدينة، يمكنك بيعها له ل 50 كل قرويين تقريب مع كل مدخراتهم واشترى جميع القرود. أنهم لم ير الرجل ولا مساعده، فقط القرود في كل مكان. الآن لديك فهم أفضل من كيفية s توك سوق يعمل.- ماذا فعل الرجل عندما حصل على فاتورة الغاز كبيرة - وقال انه قد انفجرت. مكدونالدز فقط إضافة عنصر آخر إلى قائمة القيمة 1 سيتيغروب الأسهم. محادثات العسل المشكلة هي، لا يعرف سوى كلمة واحدة وداعا. أنا امرأة تسمع من طبيبها أن لديها نصف عام فقط للعيش الطبيب ينصح لها أن يتزوج اقتصاديا امرأة تسأل، هل هذا علاج مرضي يجيب الطبيب، لا ولكن ستة أشهر سوف تبدو وكأنها مدى الحياة.- لماذا محافظ تجعل الكثير ضجيج - لأن محادثات المال.- أبي، هل ترغب في توفير بعض المال - أنا بالتأكيد، يا ابن أي اقتراحات - بالتأكيد لماذا لا تشتري لي دراجة، ثم فزت ر ارتداء حذائي من ذلك fast. Advisor الشخص الذي يتقاضى المال للحصول على قطعة من المشورة الأسهم لتغطية خسائرها على السوق. الخدمة الاستشارية - وهو مستشار فقدوا قدرا كبيرا من المال وبدأت أعمال جديدة. بعد الظهر - فرصة يومية لإرجاع المال الذي أدلى به صباح ذلك اليوم انظر الجمعة. المتقدم - أي شخص الذي أقرانه على الشاشة بعد فترة وجيزة من إغلاق مربحة التعامل مع أسفل - ما عليك القيام به إذا قمت بفتح موقف طويل وكان عليه أن يذهب إلى الحمام. المشي فوق - ما عليك القيام به إذا قمت بفتح موقف قصير وكان عليه أن يذهب إلى bathroom. Bad التجارة غبي تريد صفقة غير مربحة أن شخص آخر ينفذ التي لا تناسب استراتيجية التداول الخاصة بك. بوتوم - عندما يكون لديك موقف طويل مفتوح البقعة حيث كنت التخلي عن المتوسط أسفل وبيع عندما يكون لديك موقف قصيرة مفتوحة بقعة حيث يوصي الكتاب لك فتح موقف قصير. إيقاف وقفة كنت تأخذ عندما يكون لديك إما 2 مربحة أو 5 صفقات غير مربحة في صف واحد. دكر - شخص درس بجد ولديه رخصة لفقدان أموالك بشكل قانوني لمدة رسوم إضافية دقيقة. كاناديان الذي هو short any stock you have. Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong. Cheap Stock - a stock the price of which will decline as soon as you decide not to open a short position on it. Confusion - 6 open positions. Coyote Syndrome - when you feel an irresistible impulse to bite your own arm off so as not to click the mouse again. Day Trading - trading which you start too late and exit too early. Double Up a phrase you employ to explain your open position after you accidentally bought more instead of selling what you had. Down On The Day - a temporary situation until right after the next deal. Excellent Company - any stock you know nothing about on which you carry out a profitable deal. Excellent Long Term Investment - Position Trading that went the wrong way right after you opened a position. Expensive Stock - a stock the price of which will rise as soon as you decide not to open a long position. Expert a newbie who has not begun to trade yet see Licensed Expert. Fossil - a rather aged dude, making less than 90 deals per day. Freak the one who can carry out three profitable deals in a row. Friday a weekly opportunity to give back everything you gained that week see Afternoon. Fundamental Analysis - the process of checking if you can open a short position on a stock. Gap Up - a stock that has a higher opening price than a closing one was the day before, and will go down if you buy it, but will continue to go up if you sell it. Genius - what you are in the eyes of an Apprentice if Lady Luck favours you 3 times in a row. Halt stock an open position impending really good news or really bad news, but anyway, the scariest thing possible to happen. Highlight - selling into the rally while a dude on TV provides the complex reasons why the stock is special. Home Run - every single deal you thoroughly consider, tell other traders about and then do not make yourself. Huge Player - 1 A guy with over 15 thousand dollars left 2 Any trader that has been in such a situation for more than three months. Idiot - a fool that gives you his stock to cover your profitable short position. INCA - if a long position is open some creep that puts up a 50,000 share offer right when you open a long positon if a short position is open the same guy, opening a long position. IPO - expensive cyanide. IPO Internet - expensive cyanide flamb with sugar. Joker - a professional who takes a break to laugh to himself see Professional, Break. Level 2 - the circle in Hell where Satan explains an extremely complicated way how to lose a great amount of money for a very short period of time. Licensed Expert - a dude with a Series 7 license who has not started trading yet. Loudmouth - 1 Anyone that says anything near you, while you are losing a deal 2 A newbie who cannot pull the trigger at first, but finally does it, screaming Yahoo It s running. Lucky Deal - a profitable deal someone else made that does not fit your strategy much. Lunch Money - what you waste away between 11 a m and 1 p m ET. Manager - a day trader who found out a Never Lose Trading System. Margin - if you are up a safe situation with huge potential return if you are down an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have. Margin Call - what happens when y our clearing firm makes an accounting mistake. Market Maker - the one who set up a secret video camera behind you and who takes the other side of each of your unprofitable trades. Moron - a blockhead, buying your profitable long position. Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with the price movement if you have an open position. Pain - exiting at loss, reversing your position on a stock and then watching it go the way you knew it would in the first place. Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position. Pro - a guy at trading centre who says nothing and keeps smiling all the time see Joker. Scalping - losing only an eighth in one go. Secret Deal a deal that you do not tell about to the Apprentice when he asks you how you are doing. Short List a daily list of stocks that will rise and never pull back. Short List Request a request submitted to the clearing firm which contains a list of all stocks that you could open short positions on yesterday and tomorrow, but not today. Short Squeeze - when you have an open short position when a person that you have never met before and that should not have anything against you attempts to hurt you and your family on purpose when you have an open long position a proof that you are a true genius. Special Situation - when you watch your losing stop limit go by and open a position of larger volume instead of exiting trading see Long Term Investment. Spread if a deal is profitable sharing your wealth if a deal is unprofitable a malicious market maker who rips you off. System Trading - a phrase you employ to explain to the Apprentice how your trade did not work out the way you meant. Technical Analysis - traditional a voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded Point and Figure a really weird voodoo, the animal blood and chanting excluded. Top - when you have an open long position the point on the chart where the stock price backs off fast before you get out when you have an open short position t he exact spot where you cover. Trainer - the only man in the room who has never tried intraday trading in his life. Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking. Up On The Day - what you are when the market closes, not taking into account ticket charges. Uptick - when you have an open long position added hope when you have an open short position a market maker, letting everyone else in if no positions are open a good chance to lose some money through opening a short position. Volume Spike - an open position confirmation that you are either the smartest person or the biggest idiot on Earth no positions are open confirmation that you are the smartest person on the planet, but you were not paying attention. A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang She threw on her towel and went to the door Dave, a poker buddy of her husband s was there He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered I ll give you 500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds That s 50 a second She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel He smiled, gave her the money and walked away When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked Was that Dave Did he bring the 500 he owed me. A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with 2000 in it She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer. The husband said I m sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer. The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad Oh by the way what is the 2000 in the drawer. The husband replied Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them. My sister fell in love at second sight When she first met him she didn t know how rich he was. dialogu e between two friends - I hear that you drop some money in Wall Street Were you a bull or a bear - Neither, just a plain simple ass. A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit A week later he went in for his first fitting He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, Didn t you tell me you were a banker. The young man answered, Yes, I did. To this the tailor said, Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets. Trading online is great I find it really speeds things up. I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before. Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, Luigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated. And what, his friend asked, do you want me to do with your ashes. The businessman said, Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the IRS and write on the envelope, Now you have everything. A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost He reduced his altitude and saw a man below Excuse me, but can you help me I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don t know where I am, he said. The man below replied You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 ft above the ground You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and between 56 and 57 degrees West longitude. To which the balloonist replied You must be a broker To which the man on the ground said I am, but how did you know. The reply came from above Everything you told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I m still lost Frankly, you ve not been much help so far. The man below responded You must be a trader To which the balloonist replied Yes, I a m, but how did you know. To which the man on the ground said You don t know where you are or where you are going You have risen to your current position due to a large quantity of hot air You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it s my fault. Q In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker A Say, Hey, waiter he s waitin always to get the price. A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans Saint Peter addresses this guy, Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven The guy replies, I m Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City Saint Peter consults his list He smiles and says to the stockbroker, Take this silken rob e and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it s the minister s turn He stands erect and booms out, I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary s for the last forty-three years Saint Peter consults his list He says to the minister, Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven Just a minute, says the minister That man was a stockbroker-- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe and wooden staff How can this be Up here, we work by results, says Saint Peter While you preached, people slept his clients, they prayed.- I see your previous boss says you were a real live wire salesman I m pleased to know that What were you selling - Live wires, sir. Five dollars for one question said the girl to the fortune-teller That s very expensive, isn t it Next. Are you a trader You know you re a trader if Your colleagues call you PIP Daddy You know you re a trader if Anyone got ideas. A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job. The Manager says, Do you have any sales experience The kid says Yeah I was a salesman back in Minnesota. Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job You start tomorrow I ll come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it After the store was locked up, the boss came down How many customers bought something from you today. The kid says One. The boss says Just One Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day How much was the sale for. The kid says 101, 237 65.The boss says 101,237 65 What the heck did you sell. The kid says, First, I sold him a small fish hook Then I sold hi m a medium fishhook Then I sold him a larger fishhook Then I sold him a new fishing rod Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft Then he said he didn t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition. The boss said, A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK. The kid said No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, Dude, your weekend s shot, you should go fishing. Frog Two women were walking through the woods when a frog FROG called out to them and said FROG Help me, ladies I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch s curse, has been transformed into a frog If one of you kiss me, I ll be returned to my former state One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag The other woman OTHER WOMAN , aghast, screamed, OTHER WOMAN Didn t you hear him If you kiss him, he ll turn into a stockbroker The second woman SECOND WOMAN replied, SECOND WOMAN Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker. Meaning of potentially and realistically A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically The father thought for a moment, then answered, Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars Come back and tell me what you learn from that So the boy went to his mother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars The mother replied, Of course, I would We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university The boy then went to his sister and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars The girl replied, Oh, good heavens I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat Are you nuts The boy then went to his brother and asked, Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars Of course, the brother replied Do you know how much a million bucks would buy The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically The boy replied, Yes, Potentially , you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically , we re living with two hookers and a future congressman. William May I have some money for the man crying outside Mum What crying man William The one that s crying, Ice cream Ice Cream. Helium was up Feathers were down Paper was stationary Knives were up sharply Pencils lost a few points Hiking equipment was trailing Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline Light switches were off Mining equipment hit rock bo ttom Diapers remained unchanged Shipping lines stayed at an even keel Balloon prices were inflated And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. Dear Dad, chool i really great I am making lot of friend and tudying very hard With all my tuff, I imply can t think of anything I need o if you would like, you can ju t end me a card, a I would love to hear from you Love, Your on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh Love, Dad. At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, He got away, sir The inspector was furious But I told you to put a man on all the exits he roared How could he have got away He left by one of the entrances, sir. When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs The first replied 190 Wonderful, exclaimed Einstein We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity The second answered 150 Good, said Einstein I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand s nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace The third New Zealander mumbled 50 Einstein paused, and then asked, So what is your forecast for the budget deficit next year.- My broker has a new service where they will text you your balance.- It s cool, I just don t think they should add LOL at the end. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America If I m not there, I go to work - Robert Orben. The banker fell overboard from a friend s sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, Can you float alone. Obviously, the banker replied, but this is a heck of a time to talk business. Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory We are very sorry, but it s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others he is told by the doorman Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss So the doorman leads him to the dorm They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants See, Here is your first room mate He has an IQ of 180 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss mathematics And here is your second room mate His IQ is 150 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss physics And here is your third room mate His IQ is 100 That Wonderful We can discuss the latest plays at the theater Just then another man moves out to capture Albert s hand and shake it I m your last room mate and I m sorry, but my IQ is only 80 Albert smiles back at him and says, So, where do you think interest rates are headed. Father to daughter upon her announcing her engagement What does he do Does he have any money Daughter You men are all alike That s the first thing he asked me about you. Customer Your watches seem so cheap Only twenty dollars How much does it cost to make them. Shopkeeper They cost me twenty dollars to make them. Customer But if it costs twenty dollars to make these watches, and you sell them for twenty dollars, where does your profit come in. Shopkeeper That comes from repairing them. A priest announced to his congregation I have good news and bad news The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program The bad news is, it s still out there in your pockets. Money can buy a House But not a Home Money can buy a Bed But not Sleep Money can buy a Clock But not Time Money can buy you a Book But not Knowledge Money can buy you Medicine But not Health Money can buy you Sex But not Love. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don t need it - Bob Hope. A young stockbroker decided to take a day off and visit some of his professors in his old school When he made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog was attacking a small child He quickly grabbed the dog and throttled it with his two hands. The next day the local newspaper reported the story with the headline, Valiant student saves boy from ferocious dog. The stockbroker called the editor and strongly suggested that a correction be issued and that the paper will tell the readers he was a successful Wall Street broker and not a student. The next day the newspaper issued a correction and the headline read, Pompous stockbroker kills school mascot. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less - Brendon Francis. Money can t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy Spike Milligan.- How can you be sure you have counterfeit money - If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure. Smart Investing If you had bought 1000 00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth 49 00.With E nron, you would have 16 50 of the original 1,000 00.With WorldCom, you would have less than 5 00 left. If you had bought 1,000 00 worth of Budweiser the beer, not the stock one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have 214 00.Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson If you had ten dollars, said the teacher, and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left. Ten, said Little Johnny firmly. Ten the teacher said How do you make it ten. Well, replied Little Johnny You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn t mean you ll get it. A man went to his bank manager and said, I d like to start a small business How do I go about it Simple, said the bank manager Buy a big one and wait. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn t expect to be paid back. A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they d have to drastically alter their life-style. If you ll just learn to cook, he said, we can fire the chef. Okay, she said And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener. An FBI agent is interviewing a bank teller after the bank had been robbed 3 times by the same bandit Did you notice anything special about the man asks the agent Yes, replies the teller He was better dressed each time. A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, Wait, Fellow Please don t do that. The salesman said, Why not and proceeded to exp ound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped. Sex is like my trading account I lose interest as soon as I withdraw. I went to the bank and went over my savings I found out I have all the money that I ll ever need if I die tomorrow - Henny Youngman. A retired man visited a doctor to seek medical advice for what he suspects as new and very unusual health problems Doc, I feel shortness of breath, dizziness, cold sweats, can t sleep Do you think I will collapse any time soon Doctor Yep You must be from Wall Street. Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory We are very sorry, but it s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss So the doorman leads him to the dorm They enter and Albert is introduc ed to all of the present inhabitants See, Here is your first room mate He has an IQ of 180 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss mathematics. And here is your second room mate His IQ is 150 Why that s wonderful Says Albert We can discuss physics. And here is your third room mate His IQ is 100 That Wonderful We can discuss the latest plays at the theater. Just then another man moves out to capture Albert s hand and shake it I m your last room mate and I m sorry, but my IQ is only 80 Albert smiles back at him and says, So, where do you think interest rates are headed. I saw a bank that said if offered 24 Hour Banking But I didn t go in I didn t have that much time. At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. Look, she said We only met a half hour ago How can you be so sure We know nothing about each other. You re wrong, the young man declared For the past 5 years I ve been working in the bank where your father has his account. October This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February - Mark Twain. I just went partners with my bank They own half my car. New mattress A man MAN calls his fx dealer DEALER all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice He says, MAN Close all my positions, everything fast, right away The fx dealer tries to talk to the man but the man says, MAN Let me tell you a secret You know I ve been married for 6 years now and I ve been your client for 5 years DEALER Yes, go on, the FX dealer says MAN Well My wife has this thing about the market Her grandparents lost it all in the GBP crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to or iginal sin When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the FX market and always leave all our money under the mattress DEALER Wow, I didn t know that I guess you want the money because you are losing MAN No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days. Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them. If you can count your money, you don t have a billion dollars c J Paul Getty. How much money do you need. What s considered enough money Just a little bit more Will Rogers. If you can count your money, you don t have a billion dollars J Paul Getty. A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you re talking about real money Everett Dirksen. The problem with statistics Three statisticians are out pig shooting They see a large boar in the distance, so they jump out of their truck and level their rifles The first one fires A cloud of dirt erupts one metre to t he left of the pig The second one fires A cloud of dirt erupts one metre to the right of the pig The third one shouts we got him so they jump back into the truck and drive off. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father Let s try to make this look natural she said Junior, put your arm around your dad s shoulder The father answered, If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket.- Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them - I did - Well, heres the elastic band. An economic forecaster was known to have an horseshoe prominently displayed above the doorframe of his office Asked what it was for, he replied it is a good luck charm that helps my forecasts But do you believe in that superstition he was asked. Of course not he said, but it works whether you believe in it or not. Logic of an economist. A party of economists was climbing in the Alps After several hours they became hopeles sly lost One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said, OK see that big mountain over there. Yes , answered the others eagerly. Well, according to the map, we re standing on top of it. Dave has been a cheap tight-wad his whole life His family gathers around him as he lies on his death bed Dave peers up at them and asks, Is everybody here Where s Bessie I m here his wife says The kids We re here, Dad they reply Don t worry Dave, everybody s here Bessie reassures him Dave jumps up in bed and yells, Well, if everybody s here then why is the light on in the kitchen. A young girl and her father are looking at a nursery full of newborn babies All of them are crying Girl Are they hungry Dad No They just found out they ll have to pay for the stimulus bill. What s considered enough money Just a little bit more c Will Rogers.- If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have - Someone else s coat. A woman proudly told her friend, I m responsible for making my husband a millionaire Well what was he before he married you the friend asked A billionaire. Schneider applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he d get the job. Two hours later, Schneider came back with the entire amount Amazing the manager said How did you do it. Easy, Schneider replied I told him if he didn t pay up, I d tell all his other creditors he paid us. An Asian man walked into the currency exchange line in a New York bank with 2000 yen, and he walked out with 72 The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed 66 He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week The lady said, Fluctuations The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said, Fluc you Amelicans, too. A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China He s out there now trying to win a trip back. The economy is the only field in which two people can get the Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. A preacher went into his chu rch and he was praying to God While he was praying, he asked God, How long is 10 million years to you God replied, 1 second The next day the preacher asked God, God, how much is 10 million dollars to you And God replied, A penny Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, God, can I have one of your pennies And God replied, Just wait a sec. A new manager spends a week at his new Broker office with the manager he is replacing On the last day the departing manager tells him, I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can t solve Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope The message inside says Blame your predecessor He does this and gets off the hook. About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious market p roblems The manager quickly opens the second envelope The message read, Reorganize This he does, and the company quickly rebounds. Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope The message inside says Prepare three envelopes. I was so poor growing up if I wasn t a boy I d have nothing to play with Rodney Dangerfield. A man was sent to Hell for his sins As he was being processed, he passed a room where an economist he knew was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful woman What a crummy deal the man complained I have to burn for all eternity and that economist spends it with that gorgeous woman An escorting demon jabs the man with his pitchfork and shouts, Who are you to question that woman s punishment. One day a young man came up to my window at the bank and whispered, Please deposit this hundred dollars in my savings account I handled the transaction and whispered back, Have a good day He started to leave but changed his mind I m sorry we have to whisper, he said, but if my car knows I ve deposited money, it ll break down again With his finger to his lips he tiptoed out. Don t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed George Burns. Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn t have it and thought of other things if you did James Baldwin. Stockbroker What is a million years like to you God Like one second Stockbroker What is a million dollars like to you God Like one penny Stockbroker Can I have a penny God Just a second. My mother decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand Good , my dad quickly replied Wash it again. Jesus saves But wouldn t it have been better if he had invested. A Japanese guy J is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan While he s waiting, h e goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars. He counts his money at the counter and says to the clerk C J Wait a minute When I came here I got more dollars for my yen What s going on here C Fluctuations. The Japanese man stiffens J Well Fluck you Americans, too. A guy in a Kia pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at a red light and asks, Hey, is your car Bluetooth enabled The Rolls owner nods So is mine Got Wi-Fi The Rolls owner nods again Me too What about a double bed No Do you asks the Rolls guy Yep The Kia owner peers out You got me out of the shower to tell me that. Buddies John meets his buddy George and asks him John Do me a favour, could you lend me 100 George checks in his wallet and his pockets, then replies George Sorry, pal I got only 50 John Only 50 Never mind Give me the 50 you have, and you owe me another 50.The real measure of your wealth is how much you d be worth if you lost all your money.- Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire - Sure, here you are - Thanks, but half the pages are missing What s the matter - Isn t half a million enough for you. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows You sell one and buy a bull Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AMERICAN CAPITALISM or Enro-capitalism You have two cows You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more Sell one cow to buy influence with a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows No balance sheet provided with the release The public buys your bull. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows You sell one, accept an LAW tax promised credit payable in 4 year s time, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows You are surprised whe n the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don t know where they are You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows You count them and learn you have five cows You count them again and learn you have 42 cows You count them again and learn you have 12 cows You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows That one on the left is kinda cute. Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right The third econometrician didn t fire, but shouted in triumph, We got it We got it. A long term investment is a short term investment that failed. If you can count your money, you don t have a billion dollars. Races Soros and a Bernanke went to the races Soros suggested to bet 10,000 on a horse Bernanke was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc Soros whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince Bernanke Soros You are too theoretical, he said and bet on a horse Surely, that horse came first bringing him a l ot of money Triumphantly, he exclaimed I told you, I knew the secret Bernanke What is your secret Soros It is rather easy I have two kids, three and five year old I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine Bernanke But, three and five is eight, Soros I told you, you are too theoretical Soros replied, Haven t I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct. A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop It read MAIN ENTRANCE. After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge The judge turns to the jury foreman an d asks, Has the jury reached a verdict in this case. Yes we have, your honor, the foreman responded. Would you please pass it to me. The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, Please read your verdict to the court. We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery, stated the foreman. The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the not guilty verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude The defendant s attorney turns to his client and asks. So, what do you think about that. The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says. I m real confused here Does this mean that I have to give all the money back. The market is weird Ever y time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they re smart. An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they d do if they had a million pounds John handed in a blank sheet of paper John yelled the teacher, you ve done nothing why Because if i had a million pounds, that s exactly what i would do said John. If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers. If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I m prepared to forget it if they are - Errol Flynn. A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, Hey, where ve you been I haven t seen you around here much. The twenty answered, I ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff How about you. The one dollar bill said, You know, same old stuff church, church, church. Q With the current market turmoil, what s the easiest way to make a small fortu ne A Start off with a large one. I ll send you some money. A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it Mom said Sure, sweetie I ll send you some money You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago Do you want me to send that up too Uh, oh yeah, OK, responded the kid So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book When she gets back, Dad asked Well, how much did you give the boy this time Mom said Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for 20, and the other for 1000 That s 1020 yelled Dad, Are you crazy Don t worry hon, Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, I taped the 20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the 1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19.A couple of thieves broke into my holiday apartment and stole 10,000 Euros At least they didn t take anything of any value. From a trader This is worse than a divorce I ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife. The cost of living is so high now My wife is having to have sex with me because she can t afford the batteries. There are two things you are better off not watching in the making sausages and econometric estimates Edward Leamer. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn t happen today. A market guru walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter to get it There a clerk asks him Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces The guru replies I m feeling rather hungry right now You d better cut it into eight pieces. Q Which one of our natural resources will become exhausted first A The Taxpayer. Trading online is just great I find it really speeds things up I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before. A woman returns to her car after shopping and is furious to find the side of her car is smashed in On the windshield is a note Reliev ed she picks it up and reads what it says As I m writing this a bunch of people are watching me They think I m writing down my name, number and insurance information But I m not. Why has astrology been invented So that economy could be an accurate science. Interviewer What is recession Candidate When Wine and Women get replaced by Water and Wife that critical phase of life is called Recession. Case in the firm The owner OWNER of a large brokerage firm made a surprise visit at the sales department s floor After a quick tour he reckoned that someone was standing near the secretary, doing nothing He turned angry and red, approached the guy GUY and asked him OWNER What s your salary, young man GUY Around 800 a week, replied the guy The owner pulled out 800 from his pocket, gave it to the guy and shouted OWNER Here s your salary Take it, leave now, and never come back After regaining calmness, the owner turned to the floor manager and asked him OWNER How comes you hire such a lousy person for the sales department The floor manager FM answered FM Well, he doesn t work here He is just the pizza delivery boy. BULL MARKET - a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. A guy wearing a singlet and slippers walked into the bank and practically shouted at the teller, Yo woman Who do I speak to to open a bloody bank account in this bloody bank. The teller politely told him to lower his voice as he was disturbing the other customers and that she would be able to open his bank account for him. The guy was practically foaming at the mouth Don t you tell me what to do And no woman is opening my bloody account You women are just good for cooking, cleaning and making babies I wanna speak to a man. The teller got up in a huff, went to the bank manager s office and explained the situation to him The bank manager told her that while the customer was always right, this customer was definitely wrong He went back with the teller to set the guy straight. About time a man showed up The guy was as loud, if not louder than before I just won 25 million dollars in the lottery and this bloody woman insisted that she s capable of opening my bloody account for me. She did, did she The bank manager was almost as loud as the guy She was just supposed to clean the windows and arrange the files Don t mind her Let s go to my bloody office and see what we can do about your bloody account. A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, This is a muck up Don t you mean a stick up asked the girl No, said the robber, it s a muckup I ve forgotten my gun. Economist One day an economist died and was accidentally sent to hell As we all know, all dogs and economists go to heaven, but in this instance old saint Peter was off his game and our economist joined all the rapists, murderers and forex traders in the underworld After a few weeks in hell the economist realises that it s not such a bad place after all, it s just chronically mismanaged So he implements a plan Within a few months the economy in hell is booming He has the budget in surplus which enables the devil to spend on infrastructure, and investment funds start to flow in, increasing capital expenditures throughout the entire hellish economy After a year or two God looks down and notices that the standard of living in hell has increased to the point that most of his angels are booking their summer vacations there The beaches are lovely, and face it, heaven is the last place you re gonna find someone who can mix a decent cocktail He phones the devil to ask what s going on Satan explains that they have employed the services of an economist to fix their economy God is not happy You know that all economists go to heaven he yelled, send him back immediately or we re going to sue you The devil just laughed and replied, As if Where are you gonna get your hands on a lawyer. 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That is where the power of the community, and specifically our Broker Guide and Forums, come into the picture The Forums will provide you firsthand knowledge from traders who have direct experience with the various advertisers and their products or services The Broker Guide offers you information submitted to us directly by the brokers regarding their offerings Combine these two areas of knowledge and we re sure you ll be able to make the best decision for YOU If you need more than just someone else s word to feel safe, make your way over to the US Commodity Futures Trading Commission website or the National Futures Association website They are the regulatory bodies of the forex and futures industries in the US They can shed further light on some of the brokers that interest you. But you must also keep a close eye on which advertisements you are looking at We work with Google Advertising to provide advertisements, which they randomly place in designated areas of our site By design of their system, the advertisements do relate to Forex, but we do not have complete control over what advertisements Google places on our site How long does it take to become a successful trader Trading is a performance skill like sports, the arts, medicine, etc The education and knowledge is out there, but do you have the discipline to learn and develop a method that works for you Do you have what it takes to step up to the plate, take risks, and do the work necessary to review and improve your trading Also, can you control your emotions when, not IF, you lose money Once you have a game plan that works for you, will you still be able to stick to it day in and day out There is no answer to your question that has a general application The time it takes is really up to the time and effort you put in to learning and practice, and your situation in life. But if you re still looking for a more definitive answer, here are a couple of quotes to give you a better idea on the time it takes to be a successful trader Mike Bellafiore co-founder of prop trading firm SMB Capital says, It is common for experienced traders to acknowledge that they did not know what they were doing until after three to five years. And from his book Enhancing Trader Performance, Brett Steenbarger acknowledges that it takes about 10 years of deliberate practice to master the art of trading, as well as any other skill How do I calculate pivot points You can calculate pivot points using any time frame All you need is the opening price, close price, high price, and low instance, during the time frame you are watching whether it be 1 day, 1 week, or 1 month , just take the opening price, the high price the low, and the closing price, and stick those numbers into our handy-dandy pivot point calculator found here It will calculate the pi vot points for the next 12 hours that you are watching Ok If you wish to learn more about pivot points and how to calculate them, please visit our pivot point lesson found here How much should I risk per trade If you are a beginner, your account risk should be as small as possible The reason we say this is because you do not have enough statistics on your system or trading method to optimize your account risk per trade You don t know how often you lose, how big your drawdowns are, your longest losing streaks, you have gathered enough information about your trading we suggest a year s worth of trading , then you can begin to adjust your account risk per trade to your risk comfort level. In general, we do not suggest that anyone risks losing more than 1 of your account per trade Again this is all based on your risk comfort level Read up on our risk management school lesson for more information How long should you spend on trading per day We re not sure how other traders trade, so we can t speak in general terms For our style, discretionary trading, we generally put in an hour or two of research and planning before we start trading for the day After we re done for the day, we will put another hour or two recording the days events and price action, then review and figure out ways to improve our decision processes and risk course, if you trade the longer time frames, this process won t be as time intensive Again, this is how we do it and we always suggest finding your own methods and ways to trade Do you offer trading demo accounts We are not brokers and do not offer any kind of brokerage or demo trading accounts If you re interested in opening a demo account, make your way over to our Broker Guide for more information We ll help you choose the broker that s right for you Aside from that, the Forums also has a Forex Brokers section that may be of interest to you New and seasoned traders discuss anything and everything fees, reviews, recommendations, bonuses related to For ex Brokers Do you offer live, face-to-face training classes is purely an online educational resource We don t offer any face-to-face classes or seminars We re thinking our beauty might be an issue Take our word for it It s hard to concentrate when staring into our faces How much money is needed to open a trading account Since you asked that question, head on over to the School of Pipsology We think you re a perfect candidate It s completely free, it s web-based, and a lot of fun Plus you re bound to learn a thing or two As for your question, if you re brand new to forex, we would suggest starting with zero that s right, nothing You need to at least learn the basics before you even think about throwing money at a trading account However, mini accounts can be set up for as little as 500 Again, head over to the School of Pipsology You won t regret it Which broker do you recommend We try to stay as unbiased as possible by not recommending specific brokers This is best for the every trader is different in their approach and trading styles, so one broker could work for one but not another Head on over to our Broker Guide and our broker review section for more info Will you trade my money for me Are there companies that will trade for me Yes, there are many companies available that will trade your money for on the other hand, take the position of trying to educate traders so they can do the trading themselves With that fact, we do not recommend any one specific company You can always do an on-site search using the search box at the top of our web page for managed account to help you out in possibly finding reviews about such services What s the best way to keep track of my trading history Make your way over to Forums Trade Journals sub forum Take the first step to building your discipline Record and share your progress trade ideas, trade results, psychology state before and after and more Read more about why you need a trade journal in our School of Pipsology here. Top 10 M ost Expensive Medical Procedures. We all know healthcare is expensive in the Unites States Most of us have paid a medical bill, wondering why the cost of that seemingly small procedure is so high But what are the most expensive surgeries Here s a list of the top ten most expensive medical procedures according to a 2008 Millman report and along with the reasons why they cost so much. A transplant of the intestine is done to replace dead intestinal tissue with live tissue from a donor, often because of disease or the presence of a tumor Because intestinal disease is sometimes accompanied by liver failure, intestine transplants can be done in conjunction with a liver transplant, adding more than 180,000 to the bill. Heart transplants are among the most complicated of procedures, carrying great risk Waiting lists are long, and preparation for the surgery is lengthy and expensive Add to this the expensive procurement of the organ, and you can see why the cost is so great.3 Bone Marrow Transpla nt Cost 676,800 Allogeneic 300,400 for Autologous. Bone marrow transplants can be done with a donor s marrow allogeneic or your own bone marrow autologous , costing much less Finding a donor for a bone marrow transplant is difficult, and complications after the procedure are very common Add to this the risky nature of the procedure, the lengthy prep time in the hospital as well as an extensive recovery period, and you have a cocktail for a hefty medical bill. When other therapies don t work, lung transplants are a last resort for patients of lung disease like emphysema and cystic fibrosis As with other transplant surgeries, wait lists are long and cost is high because of the lengthy hospital stay. As with a heart transplant, liver transplants are high risk and high cost, with an accompanying waiting list Criteria are high, which means administrative and prep procedure costs add to the bottom line. With heart disease as the leading cause of death in the U S at 26 , open heart surgery is a m ore common procedure than may be expected Part of the high cost of open heart surgery is because it s often an urgent medical procedure that is usually followed by complications Longer care and follow-up needed after surgery add to the price tag. Transplants of the pancreas are usually needed when a patient has type 1 diabetes or renal failure It is often done in tandem with a kidney transplant, almost doubling the cost of the surgeries at 439,000.Kidney transplants, like the other transplants on this list, are expensive due to the risk, recovery and prep expense The one difference is that with kidney transplants, the old kidney isn t removed because it s been shown it reduces risk that way surgeons find a different blood supply to attach the new kidney to. A tracheotomy involves making an incision in the neck to allow the patient to breathe, either permanently or temporarily Since this is often an emergency room procedure, costs are high After care is extensive, adding to the bill. When lesions on a retina this is part of the eye , also called retinoblastoma, are removed, the risks are great as with the above-mentioned procedures This procedure is pricey because of the precision skills required for this procedure, the lengthy recovery and follow-up. Bottom Line If you think these costs are high, consider that patients with a chronic disease affecting more than one organ often need multiple organ transplants, with bills exceeding a million dollars Why the whopping price tags for all these surgeries In cases of transplants, the hospital stay before and after the surgery makes up about 75 percent of the bill Some of the cost comes from liability insurance those high premiums hospitals and doctors have to pay to cover themselves in case of lawsuits A side-effect of the large amount of liability lawsuits is that doctors often order more expensive tests than needed to cover themselves, a practice called defensive medicine. Lack of insurance among more than 47 million American s drives costs up, since the uninsured use emergency rooms, and often when they ve waited so long that pricey emergency surgery is the only option Add this to the high cost of medication and medical equipment, and you can see how these price tags balloon The bottom line health insurance coverage is vital if you need one of these life-threatening and extremely expensive procedures Learn what your options are in Fighting The High Costs Of Healthcare and Buying Private Health Insurance. Still feeling uninformed Check out last week s Water Cooler Finance to see what s been happening in financial news.
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